Ugh, that Argentina video. I'm as pro-choice as any of those women or maybe even more, but what they did sickens me. I don't think I'd be able to stand there doing nothing, even if I wasn't the one being attacked.
I am a literature student and I have tears of laughter in my eyes
"Oh, to be toilet paper, that I might touch that cheek."
#The Tragic Tale of Bumeo and Juliass (via dammitjim-imthedoctor)
"Do you wipe your bum at us, sir?"
"No, sir, I do not wipe my bum at you, sir, but I wipe my bum, sir."
"Diarrhea on both your houses!"
#Good night good night farting is such sweet sorrow
"How silver-sweet sound lovers’ toots by night,
Like the softest music to attending ears.”
how can people lift weights? my arms get tired just by putting my hair in a ponytail
ATTENTION: if you see a post like this, IT IS A SCREAMER. DO NOT CLICK THE LINK.
The screamer includes a black and white flashy gif maximized to fit your browser and a very loud piercing screech noise. If in any way this can trigger you, please be aware and reblog to signal boost.
thankyou ohmygod a friend linked me this literally 2 minutes ago and i was about to click it and i would’ve had a seizure you saved my life ohmygod im so grateful
having curly hair is like playing a really scary guessing game where you don’t know what it’s going to do until it does it and the only way to fix it is to take another shower
Horses With Better Hair Than You
why does this only have 7 notes
maybe it’s neighbelline
fresh out of Bound 2
Largest horse in the world in 1928
Brooklyn Supreme a Belgian Draft stallion foaled in 1928 measured 19.2 hands and weighed 3,200 pounds. “Brookie” wore a 40-inch collar and boasted a girth measurement of 10 feet, 2 inches around. It took 30 inches of iron for each of his horseshoes.
a most absolute and excellent horse
I feel like those subtitles were meant to dissuade me, but they just all sound like rock album names, so